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if you havin’ console problems i feel bad for you son

i got 99 problems and an xbox one

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they call it the xbox one because

  • when you see it on the horizon you turn one degree in order to just barely avoid it
  • that’s going to be the launch sales figure
  • that’s the average console review score
  • it only contains one great-tasting calorie
  • it’s literally just a reprinting of the very first xbox
  • idk im out
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they call it the xbox one because when you see it on the horizon you turn one degree and just barely avoid it

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Koji Kondo – Outset Island

Outset Island | The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

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stevenperhero:

So apparently some Fire Emblem fans are throwing a hissy fit over some of the girls in Awakening wearing boob plates.

While some other, more sensible people are making the excellent point that characterization trumps costume design… I think  a bit of perspective is in order.

Look at the girls of Final Fantasy. Back when consoles were measured in bits, girls ran around in leotards and high heels, MAYBE a cape and some shoulderpads.
Then the series went 3D…

Lulu, Fran, Vanille, everyone in X-2…

All of that in mind, what’s the worst FE ladies got before in the impractically sexy costume designs department? High-heels and the occasional exposed legs.

I think Awakening can be forgiven for a few boob plates.

so basically “because final fantasy has always had this kind of thing, expressing dislike for the change in fire emblem character designs doesn’t make any sense”

i don’t really understand here

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meowgon:

drcrunk:

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plsburydoughboy:

why-dont-i-hatemarry-myself:

eva_ebooks

i’m thinking about making a whole blog for this. thoughts?

This is basically Eva’s true meaning

that last one tho

beautiful 

fuck

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kushdrinker:

romeo thought juliette deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

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this new tumblr update is really bugging me because if i reblog a picture or something that causes the reblog bubble to extend past the bottom of my browser window the scroll bar doesn’t even appear unless i maximize my browser

which is not how i normally browse the internet, so this is remarkably annoying!

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katherinestasaph: alexandraerin: mumblingsage: norcalnoise: jemimaaslana: mapsanddesirefrustrated: widdershinsgirl: thesem: Oh wow it’s a d20 from 2nd Century Rome Best part? The lot notes: Several polyhedra in various materials with similar symbols are known from the Roman period. Modern scholarship has not yet established the game for which these dice were used.  WANT.  QVIRINVS, YOV CAN’T CAST MAGIC MISSILE “AT THE DARKNESS”, YOV NEED AN ACTVAL TARGET. FVCK’S SAKE. - actual Pompeiian graffiti LMAO Obviously they spent much time playing Mazes & Minotaurs (TM). Attack Caesar, roll for damage. Natural 20, critical hit. They didn’t need the natural 20 to attack Caesar; they had a flanking bonus. “Alea iacta est!” “Why are you casting the die? There’s nothing to attack here.” “YOU CAN’T ATTACK IT, IT IS A POMPEIIAN GAZEBO!” Zoom

katherinestasaph:

alexandraerin:

mumblingsage:

norcalnoise:

jemimaaslana:

mapsanddesirefrustrated:

widdershinsgirl:

thesem:

Oh wow it’s a d20 from 2nd Century Rome

Best part? The lot notes:

Several polyhedra in various materials with similar symbols are known from the Roman period. Modern scholarship has not yet established the game for which these dice were used. 

WANT. 

QVIRINVS, YOV CAN’T CAST MAGIC MISSILE “AT THE DARKNESS”, YOV NEED AN ACTVAL TARGET. FVCK’S SAKE. - actual Pompeiian graffiti

LMAO Obviously they spent much time playing Mazes & Minotaurs (TM).

Attack Caesar, roll for damage. Natural 20, critical hit.

They didn’t need the natural 20 to attack Caesar; they had a flanking bonus.

“Alea iacta est!”

“Why are you casting the die? There’s nothing to attack here.”

“YOU CAN’T ATTACK IT, IT IS A POMPEIIAN GAZEBO!”

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